Give your bathroom a cosy, rustic touch with this charming wooden quote sign — handmade using scrap wood from my workshop. Each frame is completely unique, with its own knots, markings, and character, making every sign one of a kind.
Available in walnut, oak, or whitewash, and in two sizes, this sign is perfect for adding a little humour and personality to your bathroom décor.
✨ Bathroom Theme Phrases
Choose from bathroom favourites such as:
• Every Queen Needs a Quiet Place to Think
• Sit Like a King, Wipe Like a Gentleman
• New Plan: Fuck It
• Hello Sweet Cheeks
• Do Epic Shit
• Custom phrases available
🪵 Product Features
• Three finishes available:
✔️ Walnut
✔️ Oak
✔️ Whitewash
• Unique scrap-wood frames
Your frame will be made using reclaimed offcuts from other projects. Wood tones, knots, and grain patterns vary naturally — adding authentic rustic charm.
• Two size options:
Small: approx. 27 cm (H) × 21 cm (W)
Large: approx. 36.5 cm (H) × 28.5 cm (W)
Sizes can vary slightly depending on the scrap wood available, helping reduce waste.
• Eco-friendly & sustainable
Made using repurposed timber that would otherwise be discarded.
🚿 Perfect for Bathroom Décor
• Adds warmth and personality
• Great for shelves, cistern tops, or wall display
• Blends beautifully with rustic, farmhouse, boho or minimalist bathrooms
• Makes a fun and thoughtful housewarming or hostess gift
🛠️ Processing & Shipping
• Handmade to order in my small workshop
• Processing time: 3–5 business days
• Packaged carefully with eco-friendly materials where possible
Custom Orders Welcome
Want a different bathroom phrase or a specific layout?
I’m happy to design one just for you — simply send us a message!