✨ My Little Jar of Fucks to Give – Funny Gift • Sarcastic Present • Desk Décor • Novelty Jar
Give the gift of zero fucks — quite literally.

This cheeky little glass jar is the perfect tongue-in-cheek present for anyone who has officially run out of patience, energy, or general enthusiasm. Brilliant as a humorous birthday gift, Secret Santa idea, co-worker present or a fun bit of desk décor.
Whether you’re cheering someone up or giving them a well-deserved laugh, this jar is guaranteed to deliver a smile.
 
🫙 Product Details
• Material: Clear glass jar with a solid wooden lid
• Dimensions: approx. 9 cm tall × 6.5 cm wide
• Label: “My Little Jar of Fucks to Give – Contents: Genuine, heartfelt fucks”
• Contents: Small wooden Fucks
• Bonus: A small hidden message at the bottom confirms you’re all out of fucks
 
📖 Instructions for Use
• For best results, follow these highly scientific steps:
• Shake jar vigorously to ensure all the fucks are properly mixed.
• Remove the lid and give a fuck to whomever deserves it most.
• Maintain eye contact during the giving stage for maximum impact.
• Reseal the jar, set it down proudly, and carry on being fabulous.
 
🎁 Perfect For
• Birthdays
• Secret Santa / Christmas stocking fillers
• Co-worker gifts
• Office humour
• Friends who are done
• Fun shelf or desk décor
 
📦 Packaging
Your jar will be carefully wrapped and packaged to arrive safely and gift-ready.
 
💬 Customisation
Prefer a different phrase or want a personalised version?
I’m happy to customise the label — just drop me a message.
 
✨ Please Note
Each jar is assembled, so minor variations in the wooden lid, label placement, and number of fucks may occur.