Sometimes you just need to clarify your role in the situation.
The “I’m only here to establish an alibi” t-shirt is made for people with a dry sense of humour and a talent for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
 
This fitted t-shirt combines softness with a modern, tailored fit that holds its shape wash after wash. Made from 100% ring-spun combed cotton, it offers a smoother feel and higher-quality finish than standard cotton tees — perfect for everyday wear without losing its structure.
 
👕 Product Details
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Soft, lightweight & form-fitting
• Modern fitted cut
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Holds its shape wash after wash
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia
• Printed to order
 
🎁 Great Gift For
✔ Fans of sarcastic humour
✔ Crime podcast lovers
✔ Friends with “stories”
✔ Birthdays & Christmas
✔ Hen & stag dos
✔ That mate who always needs an excuse
 
🧼 Care Instructions
• Machine wash inside out, cold
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Do not dry clean
 
📏 Fit & Sizing
This t-shirt has a modern fitted cut.
For a relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up.
 
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Made by Thornton and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Im Pfaffenck 1
66903 Frohnhofen
Germany or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.