{"product_id":"funny-christmas-signs-reclaimed-wood-decor","title":"Funny Christmas Signs | Reclaimed Wood Décor","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those who like Christmas... just not quite enough to take it seriously. 🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a little sarcasm to the festive season with these handmade wooden Christmas signs from Made by Thornton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach sign combines cheeky Christmas humour with a genuinely rustic frame, handmade in my workshop from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ereclaimed wood offcuts left over from other projects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Instead of throwing perfectly usable timber away, the smaller pieces are given a second life as one-of-a-kind frames.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat means every sign is slightly different. Knots, grain patterns, saw marks and variations in the wood are all part of its character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose Your Christmas Design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHo. Ho. Ho. and shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThree Ho's. That's enough Christmas spirit for one year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is My Christmas Decoration — You're Welcome\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe decoration is literally built into the design, complete with a tiny bauble, festive red lettering and Christmas wreath. Technically, you've decorated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Tis the Season to be Tipsy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor anyone whose preferred Christmas spirit comes in a glass. 🥃\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave your own idea? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustom phrases are also available in English or German.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade from Reclaimed Wood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery frame is individually made using wood offcuts from other Made by Thornton projects.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRather than hiding the natural character of the timber, I embrace it. Expect variations in grain, knots, markings and colour — \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eno two frames will be exactly alike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose from three finishes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWalnut\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – rich, darker rustic finish\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOak\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – warm, natural wood tone\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDistressed Whitewash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – weathered farmhouse-style finish\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e approx. 27 × 21 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e approx. 36.5 × 28.5 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs the frames are made from reclaimed offcuts, dimensions can vary slightly depending on the timber available.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas Décor for People Who Don't Do Christmas Décor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese signs are designed for homes where Christmas doesn't necessarily mean covering every available surface in tinsel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisplay yours on a shelf, sideboard, mantel, kitchen counter, home bar or entryway. 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